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Horror Movie
Narrator:At the Big Cheese's new hideout,the Cheesie Palace,the Big Cheese,Jerry Atrick,and Bad Bird watch the latest type of movie in pop culture today,the horror movie.they start out by watching a very popular film,Scream.Bad Bird and Big Cheese think that it's cool,but Jerry is kinda grossified(if that's even a word) at it's gore and violence.
Jerry:Who asked you!?
Big Cheese:Shut up,Jerry.This movie gives me an idea!
Bad Bird:Big Cheese has an idea,that's new news around here.He hasn't came up with a good idea in 3 years now!
Big Cheese:We haven't been on the air THAT long.
Bad Bird:Oh,well that means that this is your first good idea.
Big Cheese:Shut up!
Jerry:Well,cheesie,what's the plan this time!
Big Cheese:I'll tell you once we leave this scene,I don't want that stupid Narrarator to find out what it is and tell the pizza cats like he did last episode!
Bad Bird:Wow,Big Cheese accomplishes 2 amazing feats today!Getting an idea and being smart!
Big Cheese:WHY YOU LITTLE.............
Narrarator:Well,now we leave the bad guys to think up their little plot,we meet the pizza cats as they are closing the restaurant and getting ready for the "all-night" movie-thon!
Francine:What "all-night" movie-thon?
Narrarator:Oh,wait,that's what the Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry were doing!
Francine:Yup,another exploit that is getting ready to get the Narrator fired!
Narrarator:HEY!
Guido:C'mon Guys!It's to late to start petty arguments now!
(phone rings)
Speedy:What the hell........
Francine:SPEEDY!
Speedy:I mean Who the hell....would call this late!
Guido:Probably Big Al.
(Polly Answers the phone)
Polly:Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Polly
Polly:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Polly hung up on him)
Speedy:What was that about?
Polly:It was some dude,he knew my name!
Guido:So,we're very popular,everyone could know our names by now!
Polly:It didn't sound like anyone I knew!
(phone rings again)
Speedy:WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Speedy runs and hides under the counter)
Guido:Since Speedy's being a wuss,I'll answer the phone!
(Guido Answers the phone)
Guido:Uhhhhhhh.......Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello,Guido
Guido:May I ask who I'm speaking to?
mysterious voice:no
Guido:HEY!I've never gotten that reply from that question before
mysterious voice:What's your favorite scary movie?
Guido:The Full Monty
mysterious voice:HEY!THAT'S NOT A SCARY MOVIE!THAT'S A COMEDY!
Guido:I thought it was pretty damn scary with those gay dudes!
mysterious voice:oh......well,what's your favorite horror movie?
Guido:let me think........you got me on that one......
mysterious voice:We don't have all night!
Guido:OK,I've thought of one!
mysterious voice:well,what is it?
Guido:Big Cheese's face!(Speedy chuckles in the background)
mysterious voice:WHY I OUGHTA.........
Jerry:(on the other line)don't blow the idea,Big Cheese!Go with the flow..........
mysterious voice:ok.....
Guido:ummmmm......mister?We're closed now,but if you'd like to make a reserve order,we can write it down and have to you by tommorow......
mysterious voice:Oh,good idea!I'd like a Big NewYorker Pizza,and make it pepperoni,got that?
Guido:Sir,we don't SELL Big Newyorkers here,try Pizza Hut.
mysterious voice:oh,well gotta go,bye!
Guido:BYE!
(Guido slams the phone down)
Speedy:(lifts his head up from the counter)What was that all about?
Guido:Some jerkoff pranking a phone call,it was probably Big Cheese or something
(phone rings again)
Francine:Son of a.....nevermind.I'll get it this time.
(Fran picks up the phone)
Francine:Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Francine
Francine:eeeerrrr.......hi,we're closed at the moment,so please call back later....
mysterious voice:DON'T HANG UP!!!!!
Francine:Why not?
mysterious voice:If you want to stay alive,don't hang up.
Francine:Ha,you wouldn't kill me,it would get this show to crumble and you guys would get low rated!
mysterious voice:how do you know who we are?
Francine:It's pretty darn obvious that you guys are the Big Cheese,Jerry,and Bad Bird
mysterious voice:we're not Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry.
Francine:Then who are you?
mysterious voice:I'm not telling you!
Francine:Why not?
mysterious voice:I'm a killer and I don't want you to know who I am,that's the way the routine goes.
Francine:What Routine?
mysterious voice:The killing spree routine.
Francine:Oh.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Francine hangs up on him)
Speedy:WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Speedy jumps back under the counter)
Polly:What a wuss
Guido:I know!
(phone rings again)
Polly:Speedy,why don't YOU get it this time!
Speedy:(shaking under the counter)I don't wanna!
Polly:Either that or you'll be eating my fists!
Speedy:Oh,alright!Meanie!
(Speedy answers the phone)
Speedy:H...H...He..He...He.Hel...Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Speedy!
Speedy:WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Speedy hangs up the phone and runs back to the counter)
Polly:That chicken-s**t!
Guido:I know!
Francine:Wet the wittle baby hide under the counter!
Speedy:SHUT UP!I was on the verge of getting killed on the phone!
Polly:How the hell do you plan to get killed on the phone!
Speedy:Ever watch animaniacs where the people come in right through the phone?
Guido:THAT'S A CARTOON YOU MORON!
Speedy:This is a cartoon,too,you know!
Guido:YOU DUMBASS!THIS IS ANIME!!!!!!
Speedy:What's the difference?
Guido:Japanese animation is more serious and doesn't have corny jokes like that!
Speedy:ohhh........
Polly:Will you guys shut up already!
Guido and Speedy:Sorry.......
(phone rings again)
Speedy and Guido:WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Speedy and Guido run and hide under the counter)
Polly:Damnit,I'm tired of this guy calling!
Speedy:I...I....I...Kn....Kn...Know...Know!
Francine:Polly,you get it this time!
Polly:Why me?
Francine:(looks at Speedy and Guido hiding behind the counter)You're the only one not hiding under the counter.
Polly:Oh,darn chicken-s**ts.
(Polly answers the phone)
Polly:Listen you #$@%@ piece of $%@$%@!If you don't stop #$# calling us,I'm gonna kick your @$$ across @#@@#!421 Little Tokyo,and your @#@#$! will be #@$@!# all around this @%@ place!
Francine:Man,that was disturbing.
mysterious voice:Hello Polly...
Polly:Shut the @#$@$ up,you stupid @#@!#$!@!!!!!!!!!
(Polly hangs up on the #$@#$!)
Polly:That oughta stop him from calling again!
(Speedy and Guido get up from under the counter)
Speedy:Hopefully!
(The glass breaks and some guy in a costume breaks in!)
Polly:Holy $#@$!
Speedy and Guido:WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Speedy and Guido run and hide under the counter)
mysterious voice:Time to die,Pizza Cats!
(Killer runs and trips over a chair!)
Francine:Ha!Ha!
(Francine runs up to the killer and unmasks him to be none other than the Big Cheese)
Francine:I knew it!
Big Cheese:DAMNIT!DAMNIT!
Guido:HaHa!
Polly:What are you guys laughing at?You were hiding under the counter the whole time!
Francine:I know!
Big Cheese:This isn't over yet!
(The Big Cheese leaves)
Narrarator:2 Weeks later,the Pizza Cats forget all about that stupid incident and are getting ready to close up the restaurant when the phone rings once again!It's probably Big Al or the Big Cheese!
(phone rings)
Speedy:WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Speedy runs and hides under the counter)
Polly:What a wuss!
Francine:I'll get it!
(Francine answers the phone)
Francine:Hello?
Mysterious Voice:Hello Fran...
Francine:Sorry,we're closed,call back tommorow.........
mysterious voice:I'm not here to take an order!
Francine:Then let me guess,you're the Big Cheese making a prank phone call like you did 2 weeks ago.
mysterious voice:Nope,I'm not
Francine:That's what you said last time!
mysterious voice:What do you mean by "last time?"
Francine:You know pretty darn well what I mean!2 weeks ago you made a prank phone call to scare the crap out of us and we caught you!
mysterious voice:You must be mistaken,I don't remember this at all!
Francine:That's exactly what the Big cheese WOULD say!
mysterious voice:Probably,but I'm not the Big Cheese,I'm a killer!
Francine:WWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Polly:Star 69 him!That way we'll know it's Big Cheese!
Francine:How am I supposed to do that?This phone only has three buttons!Flash,Cut-Off,and Hold!
Polly:Oh.....put him on hold.
Francine:Good idea!
(Francine puts him on hold)
mysterious voice:Fran......Fran....darnit,she put me on hold!
(the stalker hangs up)
Francine:Yippie!We did it!We stopped the stalker,errr.......Big Cheese!
Polly:Yup,that was pretty bright of me to think of putting him on hold!
Francine:Yep!
(Speedy gets up from under the counter)
Speedy:Who was that?
Francine:Big Cheese.
Speedy:BIG CHEESE!!!!!!What did HE want???????
Francine:He was trying to do that stalker routine again!
Speedy:What if it wasn't Big Cheese!
Francine:It's gotta be Big Cheese!
(phone rings again)
Speedy:WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Speedy runs back under the counter)
Polly:What a wuss!I'll get it!
(Polly answers the phone)
Polly:Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Polly!
Polly:er......Hi.May I help you?
mysterious voice:Yeah,you can help me!
Polly:NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!
mysterious voice:Not like what?
Polly:oh,forget it!
(Polly hangs up on him!)
Polly:I'm sick of this!
(Speedy gets up from under the counter)
Polly:Speedy,you might as well STAY back there because the phone is gonna ring again!
Speedy:WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Speedy runs back to the counter and hides)
Polly:Speedy is getting to be more of a wuss than ever!
Speedy:It takes practice!
Polly:Who'd wanna practice to be a complete chicken!
Speedy:Me
Polly:Besides you?
Speedy:I dunno!
(phone rings once again)
Speedy:WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Speedy stays where he is behind the counter)
Guido:Darnit,I'll get it this time!
(Guido picks up the phone)
Guido:Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Guido!
Guido:Sorry,I'm not like that,go mess with some other gay guy,and I just don't DO phone sex,anyway,you perverted freak!Now,go back and call whoever it was you meant to call and do your nasty thing,just keep me out of it!
mysterious voice:Wait,I didn't mean.....
(Guido cut him off and hung up on him)
Guido:Ha!Ha!That was pretty fun!
Speedy:D.....D....Don.....Don.......Don't make him.....ma....ma.....ma.......mad!
Guido:You wuss!It's just Big Cheese again!
Speedy:I doubt it!
Polly:Speedy your such a baby!Of course it's Big Cheese!Watch him try to stalk on us again!
Guido:I know that idiot!He always tries to fool us by doing this later on!
Speedy:I know,but I've just got this funny feeling!
Polly:Ha!You're just trying to cover up because you're such a WUSS!
Speedy:Am not!
Polly:Are Too!
Speedy:AM NOT!
Polly:ARE TOO!
Speedy:AM NOT!
Polly:ARE TOO!
Speedy:AM NOT!
Polly:ARE TOO!
Speedy:AM NOT!
Polly:ARE TOO!
Guido:QUIT IT!!!!!!!!
Polly and Speedy:Why!?
Guido:Because we're running out of font sizes!
Speedy:Oh.
(Phone Rings)
Speedy:WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Speedy runs and hides under the counter again)
Polly:I told you he was a wuss!
Francine:Speedy,quit being a wuss and get the phone!
Speedy:I don't wanna!
Polly:Well,to bad,you've got too!
Speedy:You mean I don't get a choice?
Polly:Nope,now get your sorry butt up from the counter and answer this phone!
Speedy:Ok......
(Speedy slowly gets up from under the counter and walks really slowly towards the phone,then he answers it)
Speedy:H......H....He....He.....Hel....Hel.....Hello?
mysterious voice:Hello Speedy...
Speedy:H...H..Hi...Hi......
mysterious voice:What's Wrong Speedy,you seem scared,not the way to be before you DIE!
Speedy:WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Speedy hangs up on him and runs and hides under the counter again)
Speedy:WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
Guido:NO WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE!It'sjust Big Cheese making a prank call!
Speedy:I doubt it!
(the glass breaks and the stalker,errr.......Big Cheese jumps in and chases everybody!)
Speedy,Polly,and Francine: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Guido:It's just Big Cheese!
mysterious voice:No It's not!
Guido:WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Speedy,Polly,Guido,and Francine run outside and get in Guido's new crusier tp get away,but the stalker chases them)
Guido:How is this guy able to chase my car!!!!!????
Speedy:I Don't Know,Bu..but.....Ju....Ju....Just....GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Guido:I'm Trying!
(the stalker jumps on top of the Winshield,causing Guido to drive around in circles!)
Polly:Damnit,Guido!Get us outta here!
Guido:I'm Trying,but I can't see a thing!
(The Stalker breaks the winshield of Guido's new cruiser,and Guido faints)
Speedy:(in a super high-pitched girl voice)WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Want My Mommy!!!!
Polly:What a baby....
(the stalker tries to stab Polly)
Polly:WWWWAAHHHH!Where's my frying pan!
(Polly digs through the car's glove department)
Polly:Here it is!
Stalker:(in a familiar voice)AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!NOT THE PAN!!!!!!
(Polly hits the stalker and he is practically knocked out)
Francine:Let's see who it is this time!
(Fran unmasks the stalker and it none other than Bad Bird!)
Speedy:WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!It's Bad Bird!!!
Polly:Speedy,you wuss,I knocked him out!
Narrarator:So the stalker was only Bad Bird,and Polly knocked him out with her lethal frying pan,and Big Cheese's killing spree plan did not work,so now,we must end this episode and keep updating for a new episode,so we can work hard to get SPC back on the air,and fire those who kicked it off the air!So,we leave you now,for the Samurai Pizza have yet another big update.So check it out at the same samurai site,same samurai fanfics sections,same samurai nextwork!Bye now!
Polly:He talks too much
Speedy:So I've noticed.and let's NOT wake up Guido,for if he finds out what happened to his car,he'll be after us for sure!