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The Al Dente Chase!
Narrator:In Little Tokyo,the Big Cheese is cooping yet another plan to take over Little Tokyo,but this time,the episode revolves around them instead of the pizza cats.Hopefully this will be the last time this will happen,or I will have to find a new job.
Bad Bird:SHUT UP!
Jerry:Yeah,what's with you,anyway!You think we suck THAT bad?
Narrator:No,it's just the fact that this is the first(and hopefully last) episode that revolves around the bad guys.
Big Cheese:Hey!People like you can be replaced!
Narrator:Ok,ok!I'll stick to the script. ::Throws script away::
Bad Bird:HEY!I saw that!
Narrator:Oh shut up,Bad Bird.Meanwhile,the Pizza Cats are talking to Al Dente about a plan to stop this episode from revolving around the bad guys.
Polly:Al,I understand that the heavy weight compoundness that your body contains can release an massive bomb that can cover a mass of land when you are dropped from a high resolation,is that true?
Big Al:Yup,it sure is.I call it the "atomic bomb"
Speedy:Man,I knew he was fat,but that's ridiculous.
Big Al:Why do you ask?
Polly:I say we should drop you on Big cheese,Jerry,and Bad Bird,to cause a massive destruction of them and their ninja crows!And then,there would be peace on Little Tokyo,and we'd be out of jobs and stuck here at the pizza parlor where nothing exciting happens except me hitting Speedy or Guido with a frying pan!
Big Al:Nice plan,but I'm sure i don't wanna explode on Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry.
Polly:Either that or you'll be eating Frying Pan,now which sounds better.
Big Al:How does metal taste?
All but Big Al:SHUT UP!
Big Al:Ok,Ok,I'll do it!
Polly:That's what I wanna hear!
Guido:When did Polly become the smart one?
Polly:I was ALWAYS the smart one!
Speedy:(whispering to Guido)Yeah right.
Polly:DID ONE OF YOU SAY SOMETHING?
Speedy:Umm...no.....
Guido:(cutting Speedy off)It was Speedy!
Speedy:Why'd you tell her it was me!
Guido:I don't wanna get hit by a frying pan for no reason!
Polly:(hits both speedy AND Guido with a frying pan)SHUT UP,BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!
Francine:HeHeHe.....
Narrator:Later on,those mostrosaurous of stupidity,the jackasses of donkey,the buttholes of buttholes,Big Cheese,Bad Bird Jerry.....
Bad Bird:HEY!DO YOU WANNA GET AND GET STUCK ON THE STREET LIKE THOSE POOR GUYS FROM COPS OR SOME LAW SHOW LIKE THAT?
Jerry:It was CHiPS.
Bad Bird:Oh,CHiPS rules.
Jerry:Yeah,alot of car-wrecking.
Bad Bird:And Action!
Narrator:SHUT UP!I WAS JUST GOING TO WARN YOU THAT THE SAMURAI PIZZA CATS ARE GONNA USE A SECRET WEAPON CALLED THE "AL DENTE ATOMIC BOMB" AND DROP IT ON YOU THREE TO EXTERMINATE OF LITTLE TOKYO SCUM ONCE AND FOR ALL,BUT BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTHS,I'M NOT GONNA TELL.BUT I JUST DID,OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Bird:AAAAAHHHHHHH!AL DENTE'S THAT FAT???????
Big Cheese:Can't get any worse than this
Bad Bird:yeah,it can.Vi could capture and make me marry her!
Big Cheese:I mean it couldn't get any worse than this for me
Bad Bird:You heartless son of a........
Jerry:BAD BIRD!WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE,THIS IS A CHILDREN'S FANFIC.errrr....SHOW!!!!!!!
Bad Bird:Bite me!
Jerry:Up Yours!
Bad Bird:Screw You!
Jerry:Jack Ass!
Big Cheese:The language wasn't nearly as bad on the first season.
Bad Bird:Butt Munch!
Jerry:Butt Licker!
Big Cheese and Narrator:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Bird:What the hell does this have to do with al Dente?
Jerry:WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Bad Bird:SHUT UP!
Jerry:Bite Me!
Bad Bird:Screw You!
Jerry:Kiss my Butt!
Bad Bird:Go Spank Yourself!
Jerry:Go lick a Llama's anus!
Bad Bird:Now your trying to talk like the rock!
Jerry:It DOESN'T MATTER if I'm trying to sound like the rock!
Big Cheese:PLEASE GUYS!YOUR WASTING GOOD TIME!IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,WE'LL HAVE TO DIVIDE THIS EPISODE INTO 2 PARTS!
Jerry and Bad Bird:SHUT UP!
Big Cheese:Bit Me!
Narrator:Here we go again......Ok,let's take a look into something more interesting,like the Samurai Pizza Cat's Plan to drop Big al Dente on Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry,so we don't have to make this a 2-part episode,and we can make the Rude Noize the main bad guys,and we can get more profit......
Guido:We're gonna have to something about that Narrator,he talks too much!
Polly:I know,maybe if we work hard enough,we can get him fired.
Speedy:Hopefully.I always knew he sounded gay.So maybe we can replace him with a better sounding guy.
Polly:Yeah,and a better looking one.
Guido:HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE NARRATOR LOOKS LIKE!?!?!?!I MEAN,YOU CAN'T SEE HIM,YOU CAN ONLY HEAR HIM!
Polly::Hits Guido with a frying pan,and then gets inside a helicopter::Ok guys,I'm gonna pick up Big Al Now!
Speedy:Ok!Bye Polly!
Francine:I hope that helicopter can can Big Al up,or we'll end up with an atomic bomb right here in the pizza cat restaurant.
Speedy:Then we will REALLY be out out business.and by the way,where's Guido?
Francine:Still knocked out by the pan of Polly's.
Speedy:Darnit!She doesn't know when to stop,does she???
Francine:Well,your the ones who make her made enough to hit you.
Speedy:Oh yeah,Bad Bird cussed sometime during the beginning of the episode.
Francine:So I've noticed.This might lead to uncut SPC!
Speedy:Actually,it might not,because when Big Al drops that atomic bomb on Bad Bird,Big Cheese,and Jerry,we might not have them to corrupt SPC with bad language!
Francine:That would be nice,but uncut shows with language get more ratings,watch Polly start cussing all the time.
Speedy:Or me and Guido cussing at Polly all the time.
Francine:Oh Well,I guess things change
Speedy:Yup.Hey,Guido is coming too!
Guido:(waking up from that nasty hit with a pan by Polly)Man,I don't feel to good.I have a headache worse than the one I got from Big cheese's singing a while ago.Where's Polly?
Speedy:She left in a helicopter to pick up Big Al.
Guido:Oh.Well,what do we do?
Speedy:Wait
Guido:Wait?For What!?
Speedy:Polly to come back with Al so we can get on the helicopter.
Guido:Oh,cool.
Narrator:Ok,now back to the bad guys to see if they've stopped fighting yet......
Bad Bird:Up Yours!
Jerry:F**K YOU!
Big Cheese:Bite Me!
Jerry:Screw you!
Big Cheese:Lick on Fred's Sock!
All but Big cheese:WHAT!!!!!!?????
Big Cheese:It's Just a comeback!
All but Big Cheese:Oh.
Jerry:Dumbass!
Big Cheese:Butt-licker!
Bad Bird:Cusser!
Jerry:You cussed at the beginning,so there!
Narrator:So I guess they haven't stopped fighting yet.This gives the pizza cats a great advantage!
Bad Bird:Shut Up!
Narrator:Bite Me!
Jerry:Go Screw yourself!
Narrator:You uncut cussing buttmunches!
Bad Bird:You homosexual narrator!
Big Cheese:You incompatant piece of trash!
Jerry:Garbage eater!
Narrator:Cheapskates!
Jerry:Bite Me!
Narrator:Suck It!
Big Cheese:You DX crackhead!
Jerry:Mr. Ass!
Narrator:Kurt Angle!
Big Cheese:Perry Saturn from the new radicals!
Narrator:Eddie Guerraro!
Bad Bird:Latino Heat!
Jerry:I didn't know Big Cheese dated Chyna!
Big Cheese:We're just dissing each other because we are pissed at each other,and he called me Eddie Guerraro,that doesn't mean I'm really Eddie Guerraro!
Jerry:Oh
Bad Bird:Big Cheese and the Narrator are the New Age Outlaws
Big Cheese:Screw you,Bad Bird!
Narrator:Up yours!Ok,this is getting out of hand,let's go check ok what those Pizza Cats are doing at the moment.....
Speedy:Polly should have been back by now
Guido:She might be having trouble with the fat jellyroll Big Al is!
Speedy:HeHeHe.....Guido called Al a jellyroll.
Francine:Here they come now!
Guido:It looks like that Budweiser Blimp.....
Speedy:No,Bigger,Big Al's the Float.......
Guido:Don't you mean the bomb?
Speedy:Yeah,that's what I mean
Polly:(Lands Helicopter and jumps out)Ok,guys time to get inside this helicopter and drop this Al Dente Atomic Bomb!
Speedy:(Speedy and Guido get on the helicopter and Francine goodbye)Well,where is the Big Cheese now?
Guido:At his hideout arguing with Jerry,Bad Bird,and the Narrator.
Speedy:Oh.
Narrator:Hi,it's me again.Let's check out what's going on at the bad guys hideout.......
Big Cheese:Triple H!
Jerry:Crash Holly!
Narrator:SHUT UP ALREADY!Quit calling each other WWF stars and find out some way to stop those Pizza Cats from dropping an Al Dente Atomic Bomb on you!
Big Cheese:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!I didn't know dropping an Al Dente Bomb on us was in the script!
Jerry:(Looks at the title of the episode)I guess we're gonna have to escape!
Big Cheese:Why?
Jerry:This episode is called "The Al Dente Chase!"
Big Cheese:Oh.Let's get to the car!
Narrarator:The Mission Impossible theme plays as the Big Cheese,Jerry Atrick,and Bad Bird run to their car to escape from getting themselves bombed by an "Al Dente Bomb".
Bad Bird:We know already!
Narrator:Well,it was in the script and the people reading this never knew the mission impossible theme was playing
Bad Bird:Bite Me!You threw away the script,stupid!
Narrarator:I did?I DID!Oh well.I'll just say what I please,then.
Big Cheese:Lucky.
Narrator:Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry drive in their car,but little did they know,Big Cheese was a bad driver,so he kept bumping rocks,hitting signs,running over animals,and playing loud music.
Bad Bird:I didn't know he'd be THIS bad!
Jerry:I've never heard this song before,Bad Bird,could you sing it to where I could understand it,please?
Bad Bird:Please my butt!But I'll said it,anyway.........I forgot the words!
Big Cheese:You guys forget everything!The song goes as follows:The is the song of pop!Backstreet Boys suck!DumDumDumDumDum!
Bad Bird:I didn't know he sung THAT bad!
Jerry:Yeah,but the lyrics rule!
Narrator:Big Cheese starts to drive so badly,him and Bad Bird have to switch places.
Bad Bird:There!Maybe we won't have as many screw-ups!
Narrator:Little do our villains know that the Samurai Pizza have their plane with the Al Dente Atomic Bomb right on top of the car which they are driving.
Polly:Yup!We sure are!
Speedy:And it's about time we drop the "Al Dente Atomic Bomb"!
Polly:Ok,here we go!
Narrator:Polly drops Big Al Dente from the helicopter,but Bad Bird looks up just in time and Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry escape before the bomb explodes,but the bomb DOES explode,causing one of Polly's helicopter's wings to break,and the helicopter crashes,and the Big Cheese,Jerry Atrick,and Bad Bird win round one!Man,that was too much to say.I hope I get paid extra for this episode!
Bad Bird:Shut up,Narratator!We made it!
Narrator:HEY!I'm the only way the readers can find out what happens,so SHUT UP,Bad Bird!
Jerry:Hey!Look,now they are using Bat Cat on a bicycle to fly through the air and drop Big Al on us!
Big Cheese:Let's get out of here!
Narrator:The Mission Impossible music plays as Bad Bird starts the car and drives as fast as he can to lose Bat Cat's air bicycle,and the bad guys make it!For now.
Jerry:Play that pop song again,Bad Bird.
Bad Bird:Sure thing.
Narrator:Bad Bird cuts on the radio and listens to music as they go on their way back to their new hideout,the Cheese Palace(corny,isn't it).Meanwhile,Bat Cat lost track of where the bad guys are.
Bat Cat:Guys,we've lost the bad guys.
Francine:Maybe they went back to their hideout to party or something.
Speedy:We'll have to crash that party!
Polly:Let's go!
Narrator:As Bat Cat pilots the flying bicycle,the Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry ARE partying,but for a different reason,the Rude Noize got a record deal and they go on tour tomorrow.
Bad Bird:So what's the band gonna be like,Bad Max?
Bad Max:It's gonna be Hard Rock mixed with Rap,the way everybody does it nowadays.
Jerry:Yea,the next Limp Bizkit.
Bad Max:Precisely.
Bad Bird:Thank goodness we escaped those stupid cats and their "Al Dente Atomic Bomb".
Jerry:Yeah,but we'll need a new hood for that car now.
Bad Bird:Some guy is already working on it.And hey,where's Big Cheese?
Jerry:In the dressing room,he said he had a surprise for us.
Bad Max:That doesn't sound good........
Narrarator:The door to Big Cheese's dressing room busts open,and out comes Big Cheese.......with an ELVIS suit on.
Bad Max:EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!THAT'S SICK!
Big Cheese:It's been one year since we sent that "rock and roll robot" out and I sung the best concert in eternity!
Bad Max:Best concert my foot!We were the ones who got the crowd moving!
Ronny Guiseborn:Yeah,you just gave everyone a headache!
Bad Max:We got a record deal!And we rock!
Big Cheese:Ha!You guys don't even know what real music is!
Jerry:(whispering to Bad Bird)Neither does he
Big Cheese:HEY!I HEARD THAT!
Narrarator:The Helicopter sneaks up quietly on Big Cheese and is about to drop the "Big Al Dente Atomic Bomb" on Big Cheese,Bad Bird,Jerry,and now it looks like the Rude Noize are gonna get hit as well.
Bad Bird:Let's get out of here!!!!!!
Narrarator:Big Cheese,Bad Bird,Jerry,and the Rude Noize get in that car and drive away,and by the way,the Mission Impossible theme is playing during all of this.
Bat Cat:Darnit!My feet are getting tired on this bike!Let's just drop the bomb on their car and get this over with!
Speedy:YEAH!
Narrator:The car drives off,and Bat Cat follows it very fastly.And the James Bond Theme(something new this time) plays as this very exciting scene takes place.Bat Cats comes up closely to the car,and drops the Bomb!
All three Pizza Cats:YEA!!!!!
Narrarator:But wait,the bomb blows up the car,but not the guys in it!
Big Al:Darnit,I'm tired of sitting on people!
Narrator:But Bat Cat picks up Al(I wonder how he accomplished that),and they continue the chase,but this time,the pulp fiction theme plays on this exciting scene!The Big Cheese,Jerry,and Bad Bird are running on foot,and Bat Cat comes up very closely!This is so exciting!Bat Cat drops the Big Al Bomb,and Big Cheese,Bad Bird,and Jerry blow up and go flying!
Big Cheese:Darnit,we thought we were the main characters!!!!!!!!
Narrarator:Back at the blown up car,the Rude Noize are standing there waiting for a taxi,oh well,so much for their record deal.I guess that does it for THIS episode of Samurai Pizza Cats.Tune in for site updates and see what our next episode is!See-Ya!But Wait,not everything is over yet!Back at Big Cheese's hideout.....
Big Cheese:You butthole,Bad Bird!You should have drove faster!
Bad Bird:Look who's talking,I can drive twice as good as you,and you can't even drive!What I've been wondering is,where'd YOU get a driver's liscene!Did you STEAL one or something!
Big Cheese:WHY YOU LITTLE...........PUNK Bird..............EEEEEERRRRRRRRR!
Jerry:Oh boy,now you've done it,bad bird......
Big Cheese: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!WHY YOU LITTLE............................*BOOM!*
Bad Bird:Ow....that's the second time we've exploded in this episode..........(faints)
Narrarator:I guess that REALLY ends this episode of Samurai Pizza Cats,tune in next update,for another exciting episode of....SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!(closing theme plays in the background and the episode ends)